I’m on the city bus and this nigga told his girl he’s gonna eat her ass on the bus in front of everyone
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
hazydazee, fellow tumblr
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….